The 1st Annual Where Is The OCR Money award

Call of Da Wild is proud to announce the winner of our 1st Annual Where Is The OCR Money award. Today, former dean and chain smoker, Don Anthony Woods was awarded with this prestigious award. He received this award because he was instrumental in letting Priscilla & Company rob the School of Public Affairs blind.

One of Woods' frat brothers and colleagues commented and commended us for bestowing this award upon him. "Don has earned this award! He didn't give a damn about the TSU Family and he definitely didn't give a damn about himself. He told me, "F*$% them niggas I got mines". So this organization has selected the perfect asshole, plus judging his tenure as Dean of the School of Public Affairs (SOPA), he didn't know his ass from a hole in the ground."

Don Anthony Woods first arrived on the TSU scene about 3 or 4 years ago (Who gives a damn?), he had dirty fingernails (No regard for personal hygiene) and Arrested Development. Arrested Development is defined as 'an abnormal state in which development has stopped prematurely. Call Of Da Wild hopes he seeks the professional help needed for such sickness. Don Anthony has been a very sick muthafucka even before coming to TSU. It is rumored that Don Anthony had "happy hands" and we all know what that means. The rumor goes on to say that he was forced into retirement because he liked to touch and feel on the wimmenz! So in our book that would make Don Anthony a "Dirty Old Man" or in the ghetto a "Ho Ass Nigga" you pick.

Don Anthony's award includes an all expenses paid trip to the Harris County District Attorney's office, the same people he lied to. Don Anthony do you remember when the DA's office called you and you lied to them about an audit? So in the words of a famous person, "Yo ass is going to jail!".