Thursday, July 27, 2006

Willie & Lucy Lunchmeat Free Lunch Paradigm Award

Well it never amazes us when we hear that Acting President Dr. Bobby L. Wilson doesn't like to pay for anything, not even his wimmenz! That is why this month we are honoring him with our first annual Willie & Lucy Lunchmeat Free Lunch Paradigm award. He was nominated by Associate Provost Richard P who said, "Bobby deserves this award because he has a track record as long as my Lexus of always wanting a handout even on Viagra and his eye glasses, so a group of us got together and nominated him for this prestigous award".

Call of Da Wild did its' own research and found out that Dr. Bobby L. Wilson has been recieving FREE VIAGRA, FREE LUNCHES courtesy of TSU, FREE EYE CARE courtesy of U of H, FREE GROCERIES courtesy of the TSU Procurement card, and FREE SEX courtesy of his many wimmenz on campus (Y'all know who they are). Damn this nigga put a new meaning to the term: Free Lunch.

Well now we know what the L in your name stands for "Limpnoodle". So in the words of Morris Day and the Time, Dr. Wilson can't "Get it Up".

Check back peridoically for our many awards that will be bestowed upon members of the TSU Family.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I undertand the concern of everyone on the state of the university and how many could(and should) be so critical. However, I would like to take this time to encourage everyone to choose their words more carefully. I have noticed excessive use of the word "nigga". I remind you that because this site is mainly for faculty, staff, alumni, and students that our words are reflective of both the university and our education.

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