Thursday, July 27, 2006

Is Hassan "Camel Jockeying" for Position?


Call of Da Wild was surprised to hear that our favorite Academic terrorist Hassan Jamal was thinking of returning back to Bangladesh. Hassan Jamal is a member of the Enrollment Management wing of Al-Qaeda (TSU Administration). Word is that he has already sent his wife back to "prepare" a place for him. We also understand that he was very disappointed when his gull-friend resigned from the university (Elizabeth B). Today we recieved wind that Gayla is sending the Looney Tune (M.Demaris) to the Bell Building. Gayla I thought Wilson told you to get rid of her crazy ass not transfer her? Yo dumb ass will learn, with yo big skunky ass. Last week, the Enrollement Management family located in the Bell Building voted Hassan Jamal most likely to be "Butched In". Butched in is a prison term meaning 'to perform oral sex in return for favors'. Congratulations Hassan!
Hassan we hope that you will ride your camel right downtown to the Harris County Criminal Courthouse. You know that you have alot of questions to answer especially the ones like: 1. Why did you try to get the bookstore manager to remove purchases from you procurement card on books you purchased for your wife? 2. Are you here legally?
By the way, Hassan they got yo info downtown and Gayla has already dropped you in the grease, like Priscilla and Bruce dropped her in the grease. WAMP WAMP WAMMMMM!

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

o-my-gaaaahhhh hassan, i always thought you were smarter than that...it's a shame when karma kicks your ass. when you shit on people, eventually someone will have diarrhea all over your ass!!!!!

5:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hasan I remember when you were a student and Gayla allowed you to purchase books as though you were a professor. I see it is a pattern because now she is allowing the bi-polar girl to do the same.

2:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HASSAN HAS BEEN A CROOK FOR YEARS, I WONDER WHAT BUDGET HE PAID FOR THOSE INDIAN CONCERTS AT TSU FROM.

9:04 PM  
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