The Official Hatchet Man
Rumor has it that now Acting President Bobby "Limpdick" Wilson has been appointed the Official Hatchet man. It is also rumored that Acting Provost Richard Pitre is jockeying for position and Wilson stands in his way. If anyone knows Richard, you know that he is very ambitious and that Wilson is not one of his favorites. Look for this relationship to fizzle if it already hasn't.
Call Of Da Wild understands that faculty are targeted in the next wave of layoffs. If you do your homework, you will see that a university like this, needs the staff. So it makes sense that the faculty better watch out!